FOR ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF . . .

Step right up folks and witness the miraculous handy, dandy steamer cleaner. You’ve never seen anything like this before in your life.
Yes people, this handy, dandy steamer cleaner will clean any surface anywhere in your home, boat, car, and office.
Yes, with this handy, dandy steamer cleaner, you will steam your way to health. Just aim, spray, and let it disinfect the germs and dirt away. It slices, it dices, it cooks your meals, takes the wrinkles out of your clothes, disinfects the toilets, makes the bed, feeds the kids, satisfies the hubby, and it can be all yours if you act fast.

Yes, people, for only 3 easy payments of $33.33, you can have this miracle cleaner and all of the attachments, but you’ll have to act fast. And if you act now, we will throw in the floor kit so that you can mop away your cares. And if that’s not enough to make you pick up your phone, we’ll even make the first payment for you. THAT’S RIGHT! YOU HEARD IT CORRECTLY. That means that this handy,dandy,miracle steamer cleaner and all its attachments, and the floor kit, and the hubby pleaser will be yours –all for only 2 convenient payments of $33.33. But you got to order now. Our operators are standing by. Please have your credit card ready.

DISCLAIMER
*****thehandydandysteamercleanermakesnopromise
toanyonepersontocleanuptheirlivesandmakesno
guaranteesthatyouwillnotgetastaphinfection
oranstdbynotdisinfectingyourtoiletandthesteamer
cleanermaycausepainttochipandfalloffyourwalls
andcountertopsanditcannotgetthedoodystainsfrom
yourhubbysunderwearorthekidsdiapers.thehandydandy
maycauseirritablebowelmovementssoseekprofessional
helpifittakesawayallyourgoodgermsthatfightoff
infection.blowupdollnotincluded

It’s a good thing I couldn’t find a pen.

Ooh, gotta go. Cindy Crawford is coming on and she has instant face lift in a jar.

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